Category: English Compositions
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Ghosts
Appealing most Is a ghost …
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Alzeebra
There was a Zimbabw’an with a zebra
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Love
I wish I knew why my dear little wife Is mortally afraid of the boxing glove With which I tenderly hold the knife To caress her neck and prove my love. Strange indeed’s my dear little wife Who begins to howl at my very sight Simply because of the loving blow I normally land her…
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The Wait
I often wonder where she could have gone Up the River Nile or to Northallerton In Geography, I’m afraid, she had never been too good …
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Thalia Christidou
Thalia, Thalia, Thalia, Thalia Christidou! Of all the girls that came from Greece,
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Nashimerick
There was this old man stranded in an island Who wanted to disappear inside his iPand
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Ogdenfully Mough
If, in a burner, I had been fried, Chances are high that I would have died. …
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Owlgden
Owls are known to screech and they can also hoot But what’s far more important’s, they’re awfully cuoot. I understand further that they’re supposed to be wise Being equipped with an inner light for darknesses to surmise.
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Owlgden
Owls can screech and they can also hoot And more importantly, they’re hopelessly cuoot I understand further that they’re supposed to be wise Being equipped with an inner light for all darkness to surmise
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Exceptions
those that get trapped inside my pants,
A KALEIDOSCOPE WORLD 