Category: English Compositions

• August 7, 2019

  Ghosts

  Appealing most Is a ghost …
• July 31, 2019

  Alzeebra

  There was a Zimbabw’an with a zebra
• July 26, 2019

  Love

  I wish I knew why my dear little wife Is mortally afraid of the boxing glove With which I tenderly hold the knife To caress her neck and prove my love. Strange indeed’s my dear little wife Who begins to howl at my very sight Simply because of the loving blow I normally land her…
• July 18, 2019

  The Wait

  I often wonder where she could have gone Up the River Nile or to Northallerton In Geography, I’m afraid, she had never been too good …
• July 12, 2019

  Thalia Christidou

  Thalia, Thalia, Thalia, Thalia Christidou! Of all the girls that came from Greece,
• July 8, 2019

  Nashimerick

  There was this old man stranded in an island Who wanted to disappear inside his iPand
• June 28, 2019

  Ogdenfully Mough

  If, in a burner, I had been fried, Chances are high that I would have died. …
• June 15, 2019

  Owlgden

  Owls are known to screech and they can also hoot But what’s far more important’s, they’re awfully cuoot. I understand further that they’re supposed to be wise Being equipped with an inner light for darknesses to surmise.
• June 15, 2019

  Owlgden

  Owls can screech and they can also hoot And more importantly, they’re hopelessly cuoot I understand further that they’re supposed to be wise Being equipped with an inner light for all darkness to surmise
• June 15, 2019

  Exceptions

  those that get trapped inside my pants,