Category: Compositions Inspired by Ogden Nash

• September 28, 2019

  Lament

  Slender fingers, piano reeds …
• August 14, 2019

  Crow

  A crow I’m told’s a smart lil’ creacha Which can master, …
• August 10, 2019

  Gastric Pains

  Newspapers are known to carry news Along with garbage and other refuse …
• July 31, 2019

  Alzeebra

  There was a Zimbabw’an with a zebra
• July 12, 2019

  Thalia Christidou

  Thalia, Thalia, Thalia, Thalia Christidou! Of all the girls that came from Greece,
• July 8, 2019

  Nashimerick

  There was this old man stranded in an island Who wanted to disappear inside his iPand
• June 28, 2019

  Ogdenfully Mough

  If, in a burner, I had been fried, Chances are high that I would have died. …
• June 15, 2019

  Owlgden

  Owls are known to screech and they can also hoot But what’s far more important’s, they’re awfully cuoot. I understand further that they’re supposed to be wise Being equipped with an inner light for darknesses to surmise.
• June 15, 2019

  Owlgden

  Owls can screech and they can also hoot And more importantly, they’re hopelessly cuoot I understand further that they’re supposed to be wise Being equipped with an inner light for all darkness to surmise
• June 15, 2019

  Exceptions

  those that get trapped inside my pants,